The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! The fiery beast o’ LA be settin’ records, claimin’ treasure from insurers like a scallywag in a tavern!

2025-01-13

Arrr, matey! The blazing infernos o’ Los Angeles be turnin’ fine neighborhoods into charred remains, an’ if the scallywags be right, we be lookin’ at a treasure map goin’ up in smoke worth $20 billion! With winds blowin’ like a kraken's breath, puttin’ out these flames be no easy task!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the fiery calamity brewin' in the City of Angels! Aye, the wildfires be ragin’ like a drunken sailor in a tavern, turnin’ whole neighborhoods into naught but smolderin’ cinders and a sight fit for Davy Jones himself!

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