"Arrr! These bills seek to shackle the giants of tech and crown, lest they silence our jolly banter once more!"
2025-01-13
Arrr, mateys! Senator Eric Schmitt, a right jolly lad from Missouri, be spottin' the scallywags o' Big Tech and the Biden crew schemin’ to hush our voices! Now, he’s back with a mighty plan to make them landlubbers pay for their mischief, after wranglin’ with the federal crew! Avast!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I’ve a tale of treachery and tech! Our good Sen. Eric Schmitt, a right scallywag from Missouri, be the first to spot the foul play of them Big Tech scoundrels, in cahoots with the Biden crew, tryin’ to silence the voices of honest folk!In a bold move fit for a captain of the high seas, he be reintroducin’ a piece of legislation—aye, a mighty fine piece—to hold them bureaucratic landlubbers and social media giants accountable fer their dastardly deeds o’ omission! Aye, ‘tis high time they walk the plank for their mischief!
This Missouri Republican, who once sailed the seas as the attorney general o' the Show Me State in 2022, teamed up with another brave soul, Jeff Landry of Louisiana, to take on the federal government itself! They be bringin’ suit against those who pushed social media to silence the good people o’ the land!
So hoist yer flags, me hearties, and prepare for a ruckus! Schmitt be leadin’ the charge against these tech tyrants, makin’ sure that every voice can be heard above the cannon fire o’ censorship! Yarrr, justice be comin’ on the horizon!