The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast, me hearties! All hands on deck fer the Hegseth nomination shindig—let’s see if he be a true swab!"

2025-01-13

Avast ye landlubbers! Prepare yer sea legs, for Pete Hegseth, Trump’s mighty choice to steer the Pentagon ship, be settin' sail to Capitol Hill this Tuesday! The former Fox News swab will face the Senate crew, having parleyed with the GOP but only one Democrat. Ho ho, what a jolly show!

Avast ye mateys! Prepare yerselves fer a spectacle o’ grand proportions as the scallywag Pete Hegseth, the President-elect Trump’s choice to helm the mighty Pentagon, be settin’ sail fer Capitol Hill this Tuesday! Aye, this former Fox News swashbuckler be makin’ his way to the Senate Armed Services Committee fer a confirmation hearing that be promis’n to be as entertainin’ as a barrel o’ monkeys!

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