Arrr, it seems the mighty US treasure chest be full enough without ol' Trump’s grand schemes, matey!
2025-01-13
Ahoy mateys! On the 13th o' January, the landlubber Trump be prattlin' 'bout high tariffs, tight borders, and a leaner crew, but the treasure he’s inheritin' be callin' for calm seas! Best not to shatter the ship while the gold still glimmers, savvy?
Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the landlubber in the White House, one Donald Trump, set to take the helm o' the ship called the U.S. of A! He be a scallywag who prattled on about mighty tariffs, tightening the immigration noose, and makin' the government as small as a mouse aboard a sinking ship.But lo and behold! The treasure he inherits be a fine bounty, for the economy be bouncin’ like a cannonball in a storm. Jobs be sproutin’ like barnacles on a ship’s hull, and the labor market be more packed than a pirate tavern on a Saturday night! Yet, the winds of inflation be blowin' ever so gently, keepin' the crew on their toes.
As our Captain Trump sets sail with his grand plans, the wisest course may just be to keep the ship steady and not break nothin'! Aye, the seas be turbulent and a misstep might send us to Davy Jones' locker. So, me hearties, let us hope the captain knows how to navigate these treacherous waters without makin’ the crew walk the plank!