Arrr! SoCal Edison be gettin' the blame for unleashin' a fiery beast upon Los Angeles, savvy?
2025-01-13
Arrr, matey! Southern California Edison be in hot water, accused o' sparkin' a blaze that singed 24 souls and sent thousands scurrying like scallywags! One Jeremy Gursey, whose humble abode went up in smoke, be callin' 'em out in court. The scallywags deny it, but the winds be whisperin’ otherwise!
Avast ye mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery and fiery mischief on the high seas of Southern California, where the landlubbers of Edison be caught in a tempest of trouble! A great inferno, hotter than a thousand cannonballs, hath roared through Los Angeles, claimin’ the lives of at least 24 souls and sendin’ tens of thousands scurryin’ like rats from a sinking ship.Enter one Jeremy Gursey, a poor scallywag whose humble abode in Altadena was reduced to cinders by the wrath of the Eaton Fire. With the fury of a pirate betrayed, he’s filed a lawsuit against the dastardly Southern California Edison, claimin’ they be the scoundrels who set the blaze a’fo’! SCE, however, be denyin’ these allegations faster than a ship escapes a storm, insistin’ they be as innocent as a parrot on the shoulder of a kindly captain.
Local officials, those salty sea dogs of governance, have echoed the cries of the people, suggestin’ there be more to this tale than meets the eye! So hoist the sails and prepare for a battle of words in the court, for the fate of Edison hangs in the balance like a ship caught ‘twixt the devil and the deep blue sea!