Arrr matey! China be sayin’ Elon can snatch TikTok in the land o' the free! Avast, what a treasure!
2025-01-14
Arrr, ’tis whispered among the scallywags o’ the Chinese court that ByteDance might sell TikTok to that swashbuckler Musk if the Supreme Court casts it overboard on January 19th! But China be hopin’ to keep TikTok aboard their ship, even while makin’ plans with the new captain, Trump!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I’ve got a tale from the high seas of commerce, where Chinese government scallywags be ponderin’ a plunderous plan! Rumor has it that these landlubbers be considerin’ sellin’ TikTok, the cursed app that be causin’ quite the ruckus in the U.S. of A, to none other than the notorious Elon Musk, Captain of the X ship!Now, them officials would rather keep TikTok under the flag of ByteDance, but if the Supreme Court be givin’ the app the ol’ heave-ho on January 19th, they’d be ready to cut a deal faster than a cutlass in a tavern brawl! Aye, it seems they be thinkin’ of workin’ with the new captain of the U.S. ship, Donald Trump, as they chart their course through these treacherous waters.
In this wild scenario, if Musk be takin’ the helm of TikTok, he’d be acquirein’ quite the treasure trove of cat videos and dance challenges! So, keep yer spyglasses ready, me mateys, for the seas of business be ever-changin’! This be a tale of twists and turns fit for a true buccaneer’s yarn!