The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Aye, 24TB in a wee contraption? Minisforum's treasure can hold three SSDs 'n 96GB RAM! But that Copilot button be the real booty!

2025-01-14

Ahoy, matey! Miniforum’s wee contraption be packin’ a powerful brain with 50 TOPS for multitaskin’ like a scallywag on a treasure hunt! It be makin’ yer AI work as smooth as a ship in calm seas. Arrr, what a fine piece of tech to have on deck!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales of the wondrous contraption known as the Miniforum AI X1 Pro, a pint-sized marvel unveiled at CES 2025, fit for the finest scallywags in tech! This crafty beast be sportin’ a Copilot button and a fingerprint sensor, makin’ it as secure as a treasure chest guarded by a kraken!

With a heart of an AMD Ryzen AI 9 HX 370 chip, it be able to juggle two dozen cannonballs while keepin’ yer rum cool. It boasts three 4TB M.2 SSD slots—enough to store all yer piratical loot! Aye, and fear not, for this clever device integrates its power supply right into its compact hull, banishin’ the need for pesky external bricks!

For those who fancy themselves gamers, the OCuLink port promises to unleash 90% of the eGPU performance! Yarr, and let’s not forget the built-in noise-cancelin’ microphone fer smooth talkin’ during yer sea shanties or video calls. With dual USB4 ports and a dedicated Windows Copilot button, this tiny treasure be a true gem amidst the stormy seas of tech!

So hoist the sails, me hearties! The Miniforum AI X1 Pro be a catch worthy of any tech-savvy pirate's ship!

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