The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr, Elizabeth Warren be sayin': If Trump be fixin' the treasure map, count me aboard fer more loot!"

2025-01-14

Arrr, mateys! The Democrats be settin' sail on a quest to unshackle the economy, makin' life easier fer the hardworking crew. I’ll parley with Captain Tim Scott, that scallywag Trump, and the shipshape business folk when they chart a course fer the middle class and swab the decks of corruption!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be sharin' tales of the swabbin' Democrats aboard the Senate Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs ship! Their grand mission, ye see, be to unchain the economy, makin' the lives of hard-workin' families as cozy as a ship's cabin in a stormy sea.

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