Avast! Senator Ed Markey be pushin' the sails to lag TikTok's ban, keepin' the crew dancin' a bit longer!
2025-01-14
Avast, me hearties! Senator Ed Markey be battlin’ the scallywags tryin’ to sink TikTok in the good ol’ U.S. of A! He’s hoistin’ the Extend the TikTok Deadline Act, lest 170 million landlubbers be thrown into chaos! Aye, he be givin’ ‘em 270 days more to dance and prance! Arrr!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a brave soul from the land of Massachusetts, Senator Ed Markey, who be battlin' the very winds of change threatenin' to ban the merry platform known as TikTok!This bold Democrat be raisin' the Jolly Roger with his mighty bill, the Extend the TikTok Deadline Act, tryin' to thwart the closure of a treasure trove that be servin' 170 million American scallywags. Aye, he warns that a sudden ban would cast a dark shadow over the vibrant sea of culture and information that TikTok be providein'.
With a heart full of courage and a twinkle in his eye, Markey be seekin' to extend the deadline by a whopping 270 days, lest the TikTok ship be sunk beneath the waves! He knows the stakes be high, me mateys! So let’s hoist the sails and rally 'round this noble cause, for a world without TikTok be a dull voyage indeed, where the sea be dry and the laughter be scarce!
So here’s to Senator Markey, the valiant defender of TikTok! May his quest bring fair winds and smooth sailin' for all who take delight in this digital treasure!