Arrr, matey! Even 'fore the scallywag R.F.K. Jr. set sail, young buccaneers be shunning their jabs!
2025-01-14
Arrr, matey! The wee landlubbers in kindergartens be less vaccinated than before the plague, droppin’ from 95 to below 93 percent! Polio, whoopin’ cough, and chicken pox be takin’ a dive too! Aye, the numbers be high, but some ports be sinkin’ faster than a ship with a hole!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of wee landlubbers known as kindergartners, who be sailin’ into the world with a bit less armor than before! Aye, it seems that the mighty measles vaccine, once givin' ‘em a stout 95 percent protection, be takin' a dive to below 93 percent, all thanks to the cursed pandemic plague that swept the seven seas! The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention be shoutin’ this news from the crow's nest!But hold yer horses! It ain't just the measles that be takin' a hit; nay, the immunizations for polio, whoopin' cough, and even them pesky chickenpox be droppin’ like a ship anchor in a storm! The average rates still be high, but beware, for the scallywags in some states and counties be seein’ plummets more drastic than a ship in a whirlpool!