Arrr, Microsoft be slashin' prices on their Copilot+ treasure, yet sales still be sinkin'! But aye, a spark o' hope remains!
2025-01-15
Arrr, matey! That scallywag of an analyst be spoutin’ doom and gloom from the depths of last year’s seas, but fear not! For in the crystal ball o' 2025, there be whispers of brighter treasures ahead! Aye, let’s hoist the sails o’ hope!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the mighty Microsoft and their treasure-laden Copilot+ PCs! In the latter part of 2024, them scallywags slashed prices by a whole 10%, hopin' to entice landlubbers to buy, but alas, the sales didn’t hoist the sails much at all!According to the wise analyst, Marie-Christine Pygott, though there be a flicker of interest among the crew, the true worth of these magical contraptions still be a mystery to many. Fear not, for she believes that as the seas of time roll on into 2025, more sailors will come to know the wonders of these devices!
Even as the tides of PC sales rose 7% in December, the mighty Copilot+ PCs barely managed to wiggle from a pitiful 3% growth to a mere 5%. The Apple MacBooks rule the roost, but Lenovo and HP be nippin' at Microsoft's heels!
Yet, with new, cheaper Arm-based treasures on the horizon, priced at a mere $600, there’s hope for a bounty of sales in the future! But hark! The challenge of explainin' the magic of AI to the masses lies ahead, and if they fail to do so, these fine ships may remain adrift in confusion! Arrr, let’s hope the winds be favorable for the crew of Microsoft!