Arrr, Karine be hurlin' salty jabs, then blubberin’ like a scallywag at her last parley!
2025-01-15
Arrr! Karine Jean-Pierre be weepin' like a scallywag at the White House, while slyly keepin' a rival from speakin'. Thankin' her mates, kin, and the captain himself, she bemoaned the 537th parley and her 306th turn. Aye, she dreams of bein' a beacon o' hope, she does!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! On a fateful Wednesday, the fair Karine Jean-Pierre, the press secretary of the realm, found herself a wee bit teary-eyed at the White House gathering, where all the scallywags of the press were gathered to hear the word from the captain, President Joe Biden. Yet, unbeknownst to the landlubbers present, she slyly kept a rival from speaking their piece—aye, a true pirate’s ruse!As she wiped the salt from her eyes, she waxed poetic, givin' thanks to her crew—er, colleagues, her kin, and even the captain himself. She regaled them with tales of her time in this grand ship of state, declaring that this be the 537th press shindig and her own 306th time at the helm! Talk about a seasoned sailor!
In her heartfelt speech, she claimed her visible role was a beacon of hope and inspiration—like a lighthouse guiding lost ships to safety! The audience was captivated, not just by her tears but by the humor and heart that flowed like rum from a barrel! So, here’s to Karine, the unsung parrot of the press, who weathered the storms and kept the ship sailing smooth! Yarrr!