Arrr! Trump be thinkin' of writin' a treasure map to keep TikTok sailin' in the land o’ the free!
2025-01-15
Avast, me hearties! The future captain Trump be ponderin’ a decree to shiver the timbers of TikTok’s ban, givin’ it a 60 to 90-day stay. He be hopin’ this jolly pause'll snag him a treasure o’ early triumph! Arrr, the seas of politics be ever stormy!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the high seas of politics! Our soon-to-be captain of the ship, President-elect Donald Trump, be ponderin' whether to wield his mighty pen to issue an executive order. Aye, this be no ordinary parchment, for it aims to toss the TikTok sale-or-ban law overboard fer a spell o' 60 to 90 days!This crafty scallywag be hopin’ that by givin' TikTok a brief stay of execution, he might snag himself an early victory on the treacherous waters of governance. Aye, the app be owned by them sneaky Chinese buccaneers, but who knows? Perhaps the captain thinks a bit o' delay be the shrewd maneuver to calm the tempest and keep the crew satisfied!
So, as we sail into this uncharted territory, keep yer spyglasses sharp, me hearties! Will Trump’s grand plan make him the toast of the tavern or send him to Davy Jones' locker? Only the tides of fate shall tell. Raise yer tankards and let the laughter fly, for this be a tale worthy of our jolly band of misfits, navigating the stormy seas of modern-day piracy!