Arrr, the GOP be hoistin' flags high for the new captain, despite ol' Trump’s squawkin' like a parrot!
2025-01-15
Avast, ye landlubbers! Despite Captain Biden’s decree to hang the flags low fer ol' Carter’s passing, a band o’ raucous Republicans be hoistin' their colors up high! They be raisin' their flags full-mast, lettin' the world know they’re not in the mood for mournin’! Yarrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale from the high seas of politics, where flags be flyin' and tempers be risin'! It be a curious thing, ye see, what President Joe Biden declared in the wake of the late great Captain Carter’s journey to Davy Jones’ locker. The old sea dog passed away at the ripe age of a hundred on the thirtieth day of December in the year of our Lord, twenty twenty-four.Now, with a heavy heart, Biden decreed that the colors at all government vessels, aye, flags must be flown at half-staff to honor the deceased captain. Aye, ‘tis a fine gesture of public sorrow, he said! But lo and behold, those scallywags of the Republican crew decided to hoist their flags high and proud at full-staff, raisin’ a ruckus across the seven seas of social media.
So here we be, in a squall of political shenanigans, with one side mournin' and the other celebratin'! It seems the seas of American politics be as turbulent as a stormy night, where flags flutter like the jolly roger in the wind. Who knows what the morrow holds for this tale of flags and feuds? Ye best keep yer spyglass handy! Arrr!