Why be Costco shunning the DEI storm, ye ask? They be too busy hoardin’ treasure, not fightin’ squabbles! Arrr!
2025-01-15
Arrr, mateys! As the fleet o' companies scuttle from their diversity sails, Costco be standin' tall like a proud ship in a storm! Before the grand meetin’, they be tellin' shareholders to toss aside the notion o' fearin' diversity's impact on their doubloons. Avast, they stand firm!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a mighty fine crew known as Costco, a retailer that be sailing against the tide of cowardice in the corporate seas!As many a ship be hoisting the flag of retreat from their diversity endeavors, Costco stands tall upon the deck, refusing to lower their sails! Aye, just ahead of their grand annual gathering, they be callin' upon their shipmates—those shareholders—to cast aside a scallywag proposal that seeks to weigh anchor on their diversity efforts by assessin' the risks to their treasure—err, stock price!
Now, ye see, it be common for boards to shun such proposals like a curse upon a cursed ship, but Costco’s bold captains be raisin' their voices like a cannon’s roar! They be makin’ a fierce case, declarein’ that diversity be not a burden but a treasure chest filled with gold doubloons! They reckon it be vital for weatherin’ the storms of competition and bringin’ in a bountiful harvest from the seas of customers.
So, as the tides shift and many shrink back into the shadows, Costco be chartin’ a course toward inclusivity and prosperity. Yarr, may their ship sail ever true!