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Arrr, matey! The US be tossin’ Russian and Chinese gizmos overboard from their ships o' wheels! Ha-ha!

2025-01-16

Arrr, mateys! The landlubbers o' the United States be settin’ sail to banish those scallywag Russian and Chinese software from their ships—er, vehicles! The Bureau of Industry and Security be sayin’ it’s all fer national security. Aye, let’s keep the treasure safe from foreign trickery!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to this tale of high seas and even higher security! The grand ol’ United States o’ America be settin’ sail to banish the dastardly software from the treacherous lands of Russia and China from our fine vessels, or should I say, our trusty chariots on land!

According to the scallywags at the Department of Commerce, this here decree be born from fears o’ national security, lest them foreign swabs take control of our automotive treasures! Just this mornin’, they hoisted the final rule upon the federal register, lettin’ all know that these tech trinkets be deemed perilous to our fair nation.

The Bureau of Industry and Security, a band o’ clever sea dogs, spied out these shady technologies months ago and raised the alarm. They declared that any contraption hailing from them far-off places be carryin’ too great a risk, and thus it be time to cut the cord and send 'em to Davy Jones’ locker!

So, ye landlubbers, fear not! Our ships—er, vehicles—shall sail safe on the open roads, free from the spyin’ eyes of foreign software scoundrels. Raise your tankards to a future filled with secure journeys and smooth sails ahead!

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