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"Arrr! The whistle-blowin' lad's mum be tellin' Tucker that her son met Davy Jones in a foul deed!"

2025-01-16

Arrr, matey! Suchir Balaji's mum be spoutin' tales o' murder! She be tellin' Tucker Carlson her lad met his doom. Newsweek be hailing the fine folks at OpenAI and the San Fran watchmen for a word, but they be claimin' they hadn’t seen the scallywag since last year's tide!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round, fer a tale most peculiar, straight from the high seas of tech! A certain wench, the mother of yon OpenAI whistleblower, Suchir Balaji, be claimin' her dear son met his watery grave by foul play! Aye, she be shoutin' murder most foul, as if the Kraken itself had risen up to snatch him away!

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