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Avast ye! A lass from Maryland met her unfortunate end 'neath the wrath of a pilfered forklift! Suspect be fleein'!

2023-07-02

Arrr! A scurvy dog be fleein' the scene, snatchin' a mighty forklift from a landlubber's establishment in Maryland. Before makin' off with a fair maiden's carriage, he did the deed, sendin' her to Davy Jones' Locker. Avast, ye varmint!

In a tragic incident in Maryland, a woman lost her life at the hands of a stolen forklift, leading to a manhunt for the suspect. The Charles County sheriff's deputies were called to a home improvement store in Waldorf after reports of a break-in. Witnesses revealed that the suspect had broken into the store, stolen a forklift, and smashed through the gates to escape. By the time the deputies arrived, the suspect had already fled the scene. However, during their search, they discovered the stolen forklift with a deceased woman beneath it. It was later determined that the suspect had encountered the woman in a business parking lot, struck her with the forklift, and made off with her car - a dark-colored 2019 Ford Fusion. The authorities have not yet released the identity of the victim, and the motive behind the incident remains unclear. It is also uncertain whether there was any prior connection between the suspect and the woman. As the investigation and manhunt continue, it is important to remember the seriousness of the situation while considering the absurdity of the events. The theft of a forklift leading to a tragic death may seem like something out of a pirate tale from the 17th century, but unfortunately, this incident unfolded in modern-day Maryland.

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