The Booty Report

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Arrr! The Washington Post be settin' sail with a fresh mission, but still shoutin', "Democracy be dyin' in the dark!"

2025-01-16

Arrr, matey! The Washington Post be unveiling a jolly new motto as Trump sets sail for his second voyage in the White House! “Riveting Storytelling for All o’ America,” they be claimin’. Aye, even the New York Times be spillin’ the beans on this yarn! Avast, let the tales flow!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, for The Washington Post be hoistin' the sails on a brand-new mission statement, just as the winds be blowin' for President-elect Trump’s second voyage in the grand ol' White House!

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