Arrr! Rumors be sailin' that California scuttled Oregon's firetrucks—'tis a tall tale, matey! Keep yer sea legs steady!
2025-01-16
Arrr, matey! The scallywags claim them Oregon fire wagons were shunned for bein’ too smokey, but nay! California's brave lads welcomed ‘em with open arms! Los Angeles be ablaze, and the flames be takin’ more than a few hearty souls. Fire’s a fierce beast, aye!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the land of sunshine and surf, where fiery beasts be wreakin’ havoc like a kraken on a ship! Aye, the good folk o’ California be in a right pickle, battlin’ infernos in Los Angeles that’ve taken the lives of 25 souls and turned a good bit o’ land into charred timbers. Arrr, it be a sight for sore eyes!But fear not, for the brave seafarers from Oregon sent forth their trusty firetrucks to lend a hand in this desperate hour. Some scallywags on the internet claimed the fine vessels were turned away on account of California’s pesky emissions standards. Avast! Such tales be naught but a load of barnacles! Both California and Oregon's fire commanders be chattin’, and they swear on their best rum that no fire-fighting contraptions from afar have been spurned.
So, let it be known across the seven seas, that when it comes to extinguishin’ flames, the good folks be bandin’ together, and no firetruck shall be rejected! Raise a toast to unity in the face of fiery doom, and may the winds favor our brave firefighters as they battle the blazin’ beasties!