Arrr! Trump’s scallywags Burgum, Bessent, and Zeldin brace fer the court o' confirmation, while Bondi’s crew be cheerin'!
2025-01-16
Arrr, Sen. Bernie Sanders be spoutin’ that it be all the rage to be pummelin’ China, while he be grillin’ ol’ Rep. Lee Zeldin on how to parley with that scallywag to tame the tempest o’ climate change! Aye, the seas of politics be a rollickin’ affair!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of a cunning landlubber known as Sen. Bernie Sanders of the fair state of Vermont. This scallywag be spoutin’ that it be all the rage to be takin’ a whack at the great dragon China, as if it were a piñata filled with doubloons! Aye, he be quizzin’ the former Rep. Lee Zeldin like a sea captain interrogatin’ a captured enemy ship, askin’ how the lad would parley with this mighty foe to tackle the tempestuous seas of climate change.Now, ye see, the good Senator be suggestin’ that we can't just be swingin’ our swords and launchin’ cannonballs at the Chinese ship without thinkin’ about how to keep the waters clean for our future voyages. Aye, it be a tricky business, tryin’ to mend fences while still lookin’ fierce like a hungry shark! Zeldin, with the wit of a clever parrot, must navigate these treacherous waters, for the seas be changin’, and the weather be no friend to a pirate or a politician.
So hoist the colors, me hearties! Let us ponder how we might work together with our foes on the high seas of climate, lest we all be cast adrift in a stormy sea of our own makin’!