Arrr! Swabbin' the deck with credit doubloons, weather storms, and zippy ships—Trump's crew be hearin' the tales!
2025-01-16
Arrr, the Trump train be rollin’ on Thursday, savvy! Senators be grillin’ the captain’s crew for Treasury, Interior, and the EPA! Meanwhile, Pam Bondi be hopin’ to snag the Attorney General treasure. Lee Zeldin and Doug Burgum be dodgin’ questions ‘bout that pesky climate change, like scallywags avoidin’ a storm!
Ahoy me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the grand spectacle unfoldin’ in the hallowed halls of power, where the scallywags known as senators be grillin’ the captain of this ship, President-elect Donald Trump! Aye, on this fateful Thursday, they be queryin’ the fine crew he be pickin’ to steer the Treasury, Interior, and Housing and Urban Development departments, along with the EPA, whilst also hearin’ from the lass Pam Bondi, lookin’ to seize the title of U.S. Attorney General!Among the brave souls testifying be Lee Zeldin, the soon-to-be EPA chief, and the former guber’nor of North Dakota, Doug Burgum, who be Trump’s choice to oversee the great lands of interior. As the senators took turns askin’ their questions, the wind howled with inquiries ‘bout that troublesome beast known as climate change! Aye, ye could say the atmosphere was thicker than a stormy sea, as they sought to know if these lads be ready to face the tempest of environmental woes!
So, me mateys, as the confirmation train rolls on, we can only watch in awe as the drama unfolds upon this high seas of politics. Will the crew be up to the task, or will they sink like a ship full o’ treasure? Only time will tell, savvy?