Arrr, the Senate scallywags be tossin' the House's treasure map for tax loot overboard, savvy?
2025-01-17
Arrr, mateys! The House scallywags be tryin’ to hoist up them corporate taxes to pay fer Trump’s treasure chest, but it be sinkin’ like a lead cannonball in the Senate! The Senate crew be warnin’ their House mates to steer clear, lest they scare off the gold and jobs! Blimey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn of the high seas of politics, where the House o' Conservatives be raisin' the specter of corporate taxes to make those treasure chests overflow for President-elect Trump’s grand tax scheme, but alas, ‘tis sinkin' like a leaden cannonball in the Senate!These scallywags in the Senate warn their House mateys to steer clear, proclaimin' that raisin' the tax on the corporations could send the economy to Davy Jones' locker, makin' foreign buccaneers mighty keen to snatch up our fine U.S. ships… I mean, corporations! Aye, they be fearin’ it’ll lead to job losses faster than a ship can hoist its sails!
“Absolutely not!” bellowed Sen. Markwayne Mullin from Oklahoma, as he waved his cutlass at the notion of higher taxes, claimin' it be a cursed idea that’ll send the good folk of the land to the unemployment line like shipwrecked sailors!
So, with swords clashin' and cannons blazin', the Senate crew be standin' firm against the House's taxin' shenanigans, while the winds of economic woe blow cold across the political seas. Yarr, let’s see how this tale unfolds, me hearties!