Arrr, matey! The Court be settin' sail on TikTok thoughts, savvy? Stay tuned for the lawyery jest!
2025-01-17
Ahoy, mateys of the political seas! The grand court be settin' sail at 10 bells, ponderin' the fate o' TikTok, lest its Chinese captain sells off his treasure! No word on how many verdicts they'll be spillin’, so hoist yer sails and prepare for a wait! Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, ye scallywags of the blog seas, for the grand court o’ the land be makin' waves this mornin’! Aye, the Supreme Court, that ol’ crew of decision-makers, be settin' sail at the hour of 10 on the morn’s tide, ready to drop some opinions like cannonballs into the briny deep!Today's battleground, ye ask? ‘Tis a challenge against a law that threatens to sink the ship known as TikTok if its China-based captain don’t sell off its US booty by Sunday! But hold yer horses — or yer parrots — for the court be mum on how many verdicts will be cast or which rascally cases be under the magnifying glass. Aye, we be left in suspense like a ship stuck in a storm, waitin’ for the tide to turn!
Now, if they do cast their lot on this TikTok matter, we’ve got some whispers from the rum-soaked taverns of the court that might give us a hint on how the justices be plottin’ their course. So, let’s keep our eyes peeled and our tankards full as we await the court's grand decree, for the fate of TikTok hangs in the balance like a treasure map in the hands of a tipsy sailor!