Arrr! California's treasure chest o' votes be stuck, 'cause the scallywags be raisin' a ruckus 'gainst the captain's plan!
2025-01-17
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of El Cajon be puttin’ off a vote to aid the federal landlubbers in their immigration quest, after hearin’ a ruckus from the townsfolk at Tuesday’s parley. They be sendin’ it back to the scribes for a rethinkin’. Avast! What a hullabaloo!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather round as I spin ye a yarn from the shores of El Cajon, where the scallywags of the city council be makin’ waves! A resolution was a-brewin’, one that intended to lend a hand to them federal immigration folks, but lo and behold, the good folk of the town raised a mighty ruckus!On a fine Tuesday eve, the council convened to weigh the matter, but the townsfolk, with all their hearties’ voices, declared their discontent! Aye, they sent that resolution back to the drawing board faster than a ship in full sail! They be wantin’ a rethink, and the council, wise enough to heed their call, decided to revise the whole blasted thing!
Now, President-elect Trump was watchin’ from afar, no doubt with a twinkle in his eye, but the good citizens of El Cajon be standin’ firm, not lettin’ any ol’ resolution sail past without a proper ruckus! So, let it be known, mateys, that in this fair city, the spirit of opposition be as strong as the fiercest storm at sea!
And thus, the tale of the delayed vote be told, a true testament to the power of the people, even if they be as stubborn as a mule and twice as loud! Arrr!