The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! A fresh scroll reveals how them scallywag Republicans be plannin’ to swindle the good folk o’ America!"

2025-01-17

Arrr, mateys! Sen. Ron Wyden be spillin' the beans on them House Republicans schemin' to line the pockets of the wealthy while leavin' the rest of us adrift! He found a scroll from the Budget Committee, a windy tome, exposin' their treachery. Avast, they be sellin' out the good folk!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of treachery on the high seas of politics, where one Sen. Ron Wyden o' Oregon be spillin' the beans like a parrot with a loose tongue! On a fine Friday afternoon, he be exposin’ the dastardly plans o' House Republicans, a crew more keen on filling their own treasure chests than lookin’ after the fine folks of America.

Wyden exclaimed, "Me crew just snagged this here memo from the scallywags o' the House Budget Committee!" Aye, it be a long scroll, harder to digest than a sailor's breakfast, but it reveals their sinister scheme. These buccaneers be preparin’ to cut the ropes holdin' up support for the common folk, all in the name of givin’ more gold to the rich! Aye, they seek to plunder the coffers of the many to line the pockets o' the few, like a ship raidin' a merchant vessel under the cover of night.

So, there ye have it, dear crew! Wyden be callin' out these landlubbers for sellin’ out the American people once more, all in pursuit of their glitterin’ tax cuts for the wealthy. Keep a weather eye, for the seas be stormy, and the spoils be ever so uneven!

Read the Original Article