Arrr, Amazon be thinkin’ a metal parrot helps ye shop for threads better than ye tossin’ back ill-fittin’ rags!
2025-01-17
Avast, mateys! Amazon be tossin’ the “Try Before Ye Buy” overboard, settin’ sail with fancy AI contraptions instead! Blimey, what’s next? Parrots that pick yer purchases? I reckon we be needin' a good ol' treasure map to find the best booty now! Har har!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale from the great sea o’ retail! Amazon, that scallywag of a shop, be tossin’ aside its “Try Before You Buy” treasure chest in favor of a fanciful “Virtual Try-On.” Aye, it be wantin’ ye to trust in its mystical AI tools to find yer perfect fit on the digital high seas!Launched in 2017, the “Try Before You Buy” scheme allowed landlubbers to snag six fine garments, try ’em on at home, and only part with gold for what they fancied keepin’. But alas, Amazon deems it unworthy now. “Why wait fer a box o' clothes,” they be sayin’, “when an algorithm can tell ye which trousers will hug yer backside like a long-lost matey?”
Now, virtual try-on be a wondrous contraption that shows ye how fine ye’ll look in shoes and lip paint while sittin’ on yer comfy throne. And if ye fancy a more chatty way to shop, there be Rufus, the AI chatbot, ready to lend ye a hand! But beware, ye olde fans of tryin’ before buyin’, fer this change might sting like a jellyfish in yer breeches! Nonetheless, fret not, as Amazon still offers a free return policy, perfect fer the classic “order three sizes and pray” strategy!