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Arrr! Kevin O’Leary be throwin’ a treasure chest o’ 20 billion doubloons fer TikTok, savvy?

2025-01-18

Avast ye! Investor Kevin O’Leary, the grand captain of “Shark Tank,” be tossin’ a treasure chest of 20 billion doubloons at TikTok’s scallywags, spied on Fox News. But lo! Biden’s crew called TikTok a cursed threat, makin’ them sell or walk the plank from American shores! Arrr!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round fer tales of gold and digital seas! Our matey, Kevin O’Leary, that bold buccaneer from the fabled “Shark Tank,” be makin’ waves, he be! On a fine day, whilst jawin’ on Fox News, he proclaimed he’d be tossin’ a treasure trove of $20 billion doubloons to snatch TikTok from its Chinese overlords! Arrr, a fortune fit for a captain!

But lo and behold, the winds of politics stirrin’ up a tempest! A bipartisan crew in the U.S. Congress, with President Biden at the helm, declared TikTok to be a fearsome beast threatenin’ the good folk of the land! They signed a bill sharper than a cutlass, demandin’ that the scallywags at ByteDance, the Chinese parent company, either part ways with their prized possession or bury it deep in the ocean of apps! If not, TikTok be walkin’ the plank from American app stores faster than a rat from a sinking ship!

So there ye have it, me hearties! A high-seas adventure of cash, politics, and the quest fer control o’ the digital realm! Keep yer eyes peeled and yer cutlasses sharp, fer this tale be far from over!

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