The landlubbers be tossin’ EcoHealth Alliance and their cap’n overboard after a storm o’ COVID clashing! Arrr!
2025-01-18
Avast ye! The House of Oversight be hollerin' that the fine gents at Health and Human Services have tossed EcoHealth Alliance and their captain, Peter Daszak, overboard for five years! They be sendin’ our treasure to the Wuhan lab without askin’ the king's leave—shiver me timbers!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with news from the high seas of politics! The House Oversight Committee be makin’ a ruckus, shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Department of Health and Human Services has cut off all booty for the scallywags of EcoHealth Alliance! Aye, they be disbarred for five long years, like a pirate marooned on a deserted isle!Now, ye see, this here Peter Daszak, the former captain of the EcoHealth ship, be accused of sneakin’ around, passin’ treasure—taxpayer doubloons, no less—to the suspect shores of the Wuhan Institute of Virology in China! Aye, that be a spot many suspect to be the very birthplace of the dreaded COVID-19 plague! And all this be done with the stealth of a cat o’ nine tails in the night, without the proper nod from the government’s quarters!
So, there ye have it, mateys! The winds of accountability be blowin’, and those who dare to tread the treacherous waters of mismanagement be findin’ themselves in quite the pickle! Let this be a lesson to all ye buccaneers out there: keep yer hands clean, or ye may find yerselves walkin’ the plank!