"Arrr, it be said Trump be ponderin’ next week's raid on landlubbers, me hearties! Aye, what a jolly jest!"
2025-01-19
Avast ye! The soon-to-be captain, Trump, be ponderin' his plans fer raiding the Windy City, after some scallywag spilled the beans! His first mate, Homan, be sayin’ they haven't made up their minds yet, but they be weighin' the leak like a treasure map! Yarrr!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round me hearties, for I bring ye tidings from the landlubber shores of politics! It seems the scallywags in Trump’s crew be second-guessin’ their plans fer a grand immigration raid in the fair city of Chicago. Aye, it be said that whispers of this bold venture slipped through the cracks like a slippery eel, causin’ the captain and his merry band to reevaluate their course.Tom Homan, the self-proclaimed “border czar” and former head o’ the Immigration and Customs enforcement fleet, regaled the Washington Post with tales of uncertainty on this fine Saturday morn. “We be ponderin’ over this treacherous leak,” he declared, as he scratched his beard like a wise old sea dog. “No decisions be made yet!” he bellowed, as if he were callin’ the crew to arms.
So, me hearty mates, keep a keen eye on the horizon, for the winds of change be blowin’ through the high seas of governance! Will they sail forth with their raid, or will they drop anchor and rethink their strategy? Only time will tell, as we await the next chapter in this comedic saga of political shenanigans!