"Arrr, mateys! The scallywag Zoran, the Croatian Trump, be sailin' back to his captain's chair!"
2025-01-20
Ahoy, ye scallywags of the political seas! Gather 'round and lend me yer ear, for I’ve a tale to tell of a bold captain, Zoran Milanović, who’s just hoisted the Jolly Roger for a second term as the President of Croatia! Aye, he sailed into the treacherous waters of the presidential election, squaring off against the landlubber Dragan Primorac, who be backed by the ruling crew known as the Croatian Democratic Union, or HDZ for short.Now, this Primorac, bless his heart, set sail with high hopes but ended up bein’ the laughingstock of the seas, securing naught but a meager 25 percent of the votes—a record low for his ragtag band of HDZ mates! Aye, it seems the winds be blowin' favorably for Milanović, who’s been at the helm since the year 2020, rallying the crew of the Social Democratic Party, or SDP, to his side. With a hearty laugh and a swig of grog, he’s proven that even in the stormy seas of politics, ye can come out on top if ye keep a steady hand on the wheel!
So here’s to Zoran Milanović, the captain of Croatia’s ship, who navigated the tempest with wit and charm, leaving Dragan Primorac flounderin’ like a fish outta water! Yarrr!