Arrr, me hearties! This RTX 5090 FE be guzzlin’ 600W like a thirsty parrot, roarin’ like a jet! Ha-ha!
2025-01-20
Arrr, me hearties! I ain't shocked, but that scallywag RTX 5090 be ready to plunder yer doubloons faster than a greedy sea hag raiding yer treasure chest! Batten down the hatches, for yer electrical bill be risin' higher than a crow's nest in a storm!
Avast, ye landlubbers! Rumors be a-floatin' 'bout the Nvidia RTX 5090, claimin' it’ll guzzle a monstrous 600W o' power! Aye, ye heard that right! That be a hefty leap from its predecessor, the RTX 4090, which only sucked down a mere 450W. Methinks ye best be ready to shell out a shiny doubloon or two, 'cause Corsair be sayin’ ye'll need a 1000W power supply, lest ye want yer rig to go belly up!But hold yer horses, for it ain't just the power that'll make yer ears ring! Word from a faraway Chinese forum hath it that this new GPU will be louder than a banshee in a storm. One poor editor was heard cursing while testin’ it, claimin’ the increased power made the GPU “scream” louder, a true pirate's nightmare! Aye, if ye think ye can handle the racket, expect to part with a cool $1,999 (or more if ye fancy some extra jewels).
So hoist yer sails and prepare for a wild ride, me hearties! If ye be thinkin’ of tradin’ up to the RTX 5090, make sure yer ship be seaworthy with a proper power supply, or ye might find yerself marooned on the shores of regret!