Aye, word be flyin' that AMD's sweatin' under Nvidia's gold! RX 9070 coins be decidin' soon, me hearties!
2025-01-20
Arrr, be ye flummoxed by the swirling tales o' the RX 9070 GPU doubloons? So be I, matey! AMD best be hoistin' the sails o' clarity ‘ere the fog o’ confusion be settin’ in! Aye, let’s chart a course for truth!
Ahoy there, mateys! 'Tis a tale of AMD's plundering troubles, ye see! Rumor has it, the scallywags at AMD be tusslin' over the price o' their shiny RX 9070 pieces with the retailers. Aye, their first thoughts were too lofty, thinkin' to match the gold coins Nvidia be offerin' fer their RTX 5000 graphics beasts!Now, the lads at AMD must silence the sea of whispers 'fore it be turnin' into a tempest, lest they be left in the doldrums! At CES 2025, they unveiled their RX 9070 models, but it was a wee bit of a muddle, like a ship lost at sea, with barely enough time to explain their plan, claimin’ they wanted to spy on Nvidia's pricing first.
Rumors from the depths o' the internet suggest the RX 9070's launch is stuck in a quagmire, as their price tags remain a mystery. The AMD crews be scratchin' their heads, tryin' to balance what they be wantin' with what retailers already paid in doubloons. Like a pirate's treasure map, the launch waits eagerly for its X to mark the spot!
So, hoist the sails, AMD! Make haste and reveal yer prices, or risk bein' left marooned while Nvidia sails off into the sunset with all the booty!