Arrr, Vivek be settin’ sail from DOGE, clashin’ with the crew, they say! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!
2025-01-20
Arrr, matey! The swashbucklin’ Vivek Ramaswamy, once a GOP captain, be settin’ sail from the DOGE crew with Elon Musk. Rumor has it he’s off to claim Ohio’s governorship! His shipmates be grumblin’ he ain't hoistin’ his share of the loot! Aye, the seas be rough!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer a tale of high seas politics and muddled mischief! Our erstwhile GOP suitor, Vivek Ramaswamy, who once fancied himself a captain o' the presidential ship, be settin’ sail from his post at the Department of Government Efficiency, or as we landlubbers like to call it, DOGE!Word from the crow's nest be that Ramaswamy's heart be led astray, as he eyes the governorship of Ohio like a treasure chest glimmerin’ on the horizon. Aye, sources be whisperin’ that the winds o' discontent be blowin’ against our biotech buccaneer. Seems the tech wizard himself, Elon Musk, and his crew o' starry-eyed mates be none too pleased with Ramaswamy's efforts—or lack thereof! They be claimin’ he ain't hoistin' his share o' the sails, and frustrations be risin’ like the tide!
So, as the good ship DOGE sails on without him, we wish Ramaswamy fair winds in his quest for Ohio’s governorship. May he find the gold he seeks and remember: a captain must always pull his weight, lest he be tossed overboard into the sea of forgotten dreams!