"Arrr, 'tis Captain Trump's first day o' plunderin' promises, savvy? Brace yerselves for a wild ride on the seven seas!"
2025-01-20
Arrr, matey! This tale be spun by the Alliance for Citizen Engagement, penned by the fair Vianna Rodgers. Come January 20th, the swashbucklin’ Donald Trump be settin' sail for his second term! Promises flyin’ like cannonballs—mass deportations, endin’ Ukraine’s brawl, and floatin’ pardons like treasure chests!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of a landlubber named Donald Trump, who be settin' sail to claim his second term in the grand ol' office of the land! Mark yer calendars for the 20th of January, when the scallywag be takin' the helm once more, as if he be a pirate with two treasure maps!