Arrr, what treasure befallin' Trump’s hold, part two: a heap o' troubles and a parrot’s squawk, savvy?
2025-01-20
Arrr, matey! As Cap’n Trump hoists his flag o' the White House, he finds a treasure trove: a shipshape economy sailin' smooth, jobs a-plenty, and inflation givin' the crew a bit o' a fright! But beware, me hearties, the coin's still be a-tricklin’ slow!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the scallywag known as President Donald Trump reclaimin' the ol' White House! Aye, what a treasure he be inheritin'!First off, the economy be as sturdy as a ship built of oak, growin' a hearty 2.5% or more every year since he sailed away in early 2021! A bounteous bounty indeed!
Then there's the post-pandemic jobs boom, a veritable goldmine for the landlubbers! Unemployment be plummetin' like a cannonball, sinkin' below the historical seas of norm—what a catch!
But beware, me mateys! Inflation be a fickle creature, droppin' like a treasure chest but risin' back up like a ghost ship in the fog. Aye, it’s been a wild ride!
And let’s not forget the inflation-adjusted wages, which be risin' slowly like the tide, but still be laggin' behind the riches of yore. So, as Captain Trump takes the helm once more, he’ll be sailin' through calm and stormy seas alike, tryin' to keep his ship steady on the course to prosperity! Arrr!