Arrr! Biden be stirrin' a tempest, lettin' a scallywag free who done sent agents to Davy Jones’ locker!
2025-01-21
Arrr, President Biden's gone and stirred the pot, lettin' old Leonard Peltier off the hook just 'fore he sailed away from office! This scallywag's been locked up longer than a pirate's treasure, and he even made a grand escape! Aye, what a jolly mess on the high seas of justice!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend an ear to a tale most curious from the high seas o’ politics! The grand captain, President Joe Biden, has stirred up a tempest o’ scorn in the hearts o’ many by lettin’ loose the chains o’ one Leonard Peltier, a landlubber who’s been stuck in the brig fer near half a century!Now, this old sea dog, aged 80, be accused of sendin’ two FBI agents to Davy Jones' locker back in ’75 on the Pine Ridge Reservation, a treacherous spot indeed! But that ain’t all, fer this rascally swab also made a daring escape from the clutches of the law in ’79, addin’ five more years to his already lengthy sentence. Talk about a pirate’s life, eh?
Peltier, once a fierce warrior for his crew o’ Native Americans, has been in the dark belly o’ the beast fer too long. Biden’s last-minute actin’ before shovin’ off into the sunset has sent waves crashin’ o’er the ship of public opinion! Some be cheerin’ for the old salt’s freedom, while others be raisin’ their cutlasses in protest! Arrr, what a ruckus on the briny deep of democracy!