Arrr! Trump be hoistin' orders that’ll make Davy Jones chuckle at our sinking ship o' climate woes!
2025-01-21
Avast ye! The new captain o’ the ship be settin’ sail away from the Paris harbor, plunderin’ fossil treasures, and tossin’ Biden’s treasure maps overboard! A right jolly romp fer all swabs who fancy black gold, matey! Arrr, let the seas of change be wild and free!
Avast ye scallywags! The winds o' change be blowin' fierce, as the new captain o' the ship known as the United States be givin' orders that’ll send the crew sailin' far from the Paris Agreement! Aye, that be the treaty where nations promised to keep the seas clean and protect the bounty o' Mother Earth. But nay, this captain be favorin’ the black gold—fossil fuels, me hearties! Fuel for our ships, aye, but at what cost to the ocean’s treasures?