The Booty Report

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Arrr! Those pesky weeds be stokin' the flames o' California's wildfires, like a scallywag settin' fire to me rum!

2025-01-21

Arrr, me hearties! Those foreign grasses and eucalyptus trees, dragged to California for fancy farmin' and beautifyin', be turnin' the land into a fiery cauldron! Aye, they’ve swapped the calm seas for a blaze o’ chaos, makin' it a right scorcher! Avast, watch yer tails!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn o’ how them fancy non-native grasses and eucalyptus trees, brought to fair California by scallywags of old, be messin' with the flames o' the land!

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