Arrr, does China be runnin' the Panama Canal? Trump’s speech be scrutinized, like a scallywag's treasure map!
2025-01-21
Arrr, matey! After donning the presidential hat for a second sailin’, Captain Trump spun tall tales 'bout immigration, doubloons, and even the Panama Canal! In the grand chamber o' Emancipation Hall, he tossed out more yarns 'bout pardons like a scallywag at sea! Here be the scoop...
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the one they call Donald Trump, a captain of many tall tales! Aye, just after settin’ sail on his second voyage as president, he unleashed a tempest of fibs and misguided claims that would make even the saltiest sea dog raise an eyebrow!From the murky waters of immigration to the choppy tides of the economy, he spoke of electric vessels and the Panama Canal as if they were treasures fit for a pirate’s chest! Aye, and at the grand Emancipation Hall, he spun more yarns than a ship's crew at the tavern, casting shadows upon President Joe Biden’s pardons like a ghost haunting a shipwreck!
So, me mateys, keep yer eyes peeled and yer wits about ye! For when the winds be blowin’ hot