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Arrr, Stefanik be swearin’ to keep the Yanks squawkin' at the U.N. to thwart them crafty Chinese scallywags!

2025-01-21

Arrr, mateys! Rep. Elise Stefanik, the cap'n Trump be pickin' fer the U.N., be swearin' to tackle them scallywags from China! She be hopin' the Senate crew give her the thumbs up for a jolly ol' bipartisan shindig! Avast, let the sea of politics roll!

Arr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the fair Rep. Elise Stefanik, a lass from the land of New York, who be settin' sail on a grand adventure to the high seas of diplomacy! With the winds of skepticism blowin' from the Senate Dems, she stood tall like a ship’s mast at her confirmation hearing to become the U.N. ambassador under the banner of Captain Trump!

She be swearin’ on a treasure chest o' rum that she’s all in for the United Nations, claimin’ it be the proper battleground to thwart the crafty sails of the nefarious Chinese, who be tryin’ to hoist their flag o' dominance across the seven seas of the globe!

But fear not, me hearties, for ol’ Sen. Jeanne Shaheen, a matey from New Hampshire, be givin’ a nod of approval, sayin' there be a fair chance of bipartisanship as they prepare to cast their votes on the Senate floor. Aye, it seems the winds be blowin' in favor of our brave lass, as she readies to navigate the treacherous waters of international diplomacy. So hoist the anchor and set sail, for a new chapter be awaitin' in the tumultuous seas of politics!

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