"Arrr! Usha Vance be a true American lass! No decree can steal her rightful birthright, savvy?"
2025-01-21
Avast, me hearties! Rumor be sayin’ that JD Vance’s fair lass be losin’ her citizenship if Trump’s wild plan sets sail! Aye, they say her mum and dad weren’t land lubbers of the States! Shiver me timbers, what a hullabaloo over a right old mess!
Arrr, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn about the curious claim that be makin' the rounds on the high seas of social media! It be said that if the scallywag Donald Trump be puttin’ quill to parchment to end birthright citizenship, it may spell trouble fer the fair Usha Vance, wife of the doughty Vice President JD Vance.In a post that sailed through the digital waves on January 20th, it proclaimed, “BREAKING - Vice President JD Vance's wife will have her citizenship revoked if Trump signs his executive order bannin' birthright citizenship!” Aye, the tale spins that neither of her progenitors were citizens o’ the good ol’ U.S. of A., which means she could be swimmin' in troubled waters if Trump’s decree comes to pass!
But hold yer horses, ye salty sea dogs! This be a tempest in a teapot! The jestin’ nature of this post seems to be lost on many, as it raises more questions than it answers. Will Usha find herself adrift without her papers? Nay, this be but a tall tale from the briny depths of internet absurdity. So, let us raise a tankard and laugh at the folly of it all, for in the world of politics, ye never know what wild winds blow next!