"Arrr, matey! That yarn 'bout the 2024 Senate races be naught but a bilge-sucking lie, I tell ye!"
2025-01-21
Arrr, matey! A scallywag on the Threads be spoutin’ yarns ‘bout how them Democrats plundered Senate victories in all the swingin’ states o’ 2024! But ho! ‘Tis naught but a bilge rat’s tale—only five seas had Senate battles, and not all were claimed by them Democratic sea dogs!
Aye, me hearties! Gather ‘round and lend yer ears to this tale of treachery upon the seas of the internet. A ruckus erupted on that scallywag’s forum called Threads, where a landlubber be suspectin’ foul play in the 2024 presidential election, whisperin’ that them Republicans be cheatier than a parrot with a knack for pilferin’ treasure!The notorious post proclaimed that Democrats had hoisted their flags high in all the swingin’ states, claimin’ victory as if they were captains of the ship! “Aye, another reason,” it declared, “Democratic senators conquered every swingin’ state!” But lo and behold, mates, this claim be as true as a sea serpent! Five of the seven swing states had their senatorial battles, and not all were claimin’ the prize for the Democrats. Shiver me timbers, what a fib!