Arrr, Hegseth's ex-sister-in-law be spillin' the beans, claimin' he was a scallywag to his second wench!
2025-01-22
Arrr, a lass once hitched to Pete Hegseth's kin, the matey up fer Secretary o' Defense, tossed a wild tale to the Senate as the clock struck late! But lo, his legal parrot squawked, denyin' her yarn! Avast, what a jolly mess on the high seas of politics!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the treacherous seas of politics! It seems a fair lass, once wed to the brother of the notorious Pete Hegseth, who be eyeing the grand title of defense secretary, has tossed a rather murky anchor into his ship of confirmation!This brave wench, with a quill in hand and courage in her heart, penned a sworn statement to the Senate, causing quite the ruckus in the calm waters of nomination. But lo and behold! The crafty lawyer of our dear Pete, with a smirk as sly as a fox in a henhouse, declared her tale as naught but a bag o’ wind! Aye, he be denying her account faster than a ship's crew scuttles when the rum runs dry!