Arrr, matey! The landlubbers be orderin' the feds to scuttle their D.E.I. treasure hunt by Wednesday’s moonrise!
2025-01-22
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge o’ makin’ sure all hands be equal and welcome be set adrift on a paid holiday! Aye, they be sailin' off by 5 bells on Wednesday. Raise a mug to their far-off frolics, ye buccaneers!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of the landlubbers in charge o' diversity, equity, and inclusion—aye, those fine swabs tasked with keepin' the ship afloat in these troubled waters! But lo and behold, on a fateful Wednesday, the clock struck five, and a curious order was given: all them brave souls were to be cast upon paid administrative leave! Aye, ye heard me right!