The Booty Report

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Arrr, matey! Trump’s scheme to abandon the WHO be like sailin’ into a storm with no compass, aye!

2025-01-21

Avast, me hearties! Droppin' out’ll be like takin' a mighty axe to the World Health coffers! Aye, the Yanks might pocket some doubloons today, but beware! It could unleash a scallywag of diseases to plague the seven seas! Arrr, what a fine pickle!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, fer I be havin' news from the high seas o' health and treasure! The mighty ship known as the World Health Organization be settin' sail with a hole in her hull, as the US be thinkin' 'bout jumpin' ship and leavin' a vast treasure chest of doubloons behind!

Aye, this here exit might fill the coffers of the good ol' US o' A with gold in the short run, but beware! For while the landlubbers be celebratin' their newfound riches, the seas o' disease be risin' high! Disease outbreaks could be crashin' upon the shores like a tempestuous wave, as them pesky germs don’t care for yer financial shenanigans.

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