Arrr, what be the scallywag's exit from the WHO mean fer the U.S. and the seven seas, eh?
2025-01-21
Arrr! On his maiden voyage as captain o' the ship o' state, President Trump be raisin' the black flag, pullin' the U.S. from the World Health Organization crew! Experts be warnin' that this folly leaves us and our mates ripe for scurvy and worse! Avast, we can't battle the plague alone, savvy?
Avast, me hearties! On the very first mornin’ of his reign, Captain Don Trump, the self-proclaimed ruler of the good ol’ U.S. of A., be sign’n an order that hoisted the sails and sailed 'em right outta the World Health Organization! Aye, the savvy scallywags of the seas o' science be warnin’ that this be a fool’s errand, makin’ the landlubbers of America and their mates on distant shores sit in a leaky boat when it comes to fightin’ the nasty scourge of disease.“Ye see,” chimed Dr. Ashish Jha, the wise sage of health, “the land o’ the free may not feel the storm brewin’ right away. But with the world bein’ a roilin’ cauldron o’ diseases, America cannae be fightin’ this battle alone like a lone pirate on the high seas!” Aye, it be a dangerous tide we sail, and without the trusty crew of the WHO, we might find ourselves with a pox on our ships! So heed me words, ye salty sea dogs, for when the cannonballs of contagion start flyin’, even the fiercest captain needs a good crew to weather the squall!