“Arrr! Trump be claimin’ the border be swabbin’ the decks, and deportin’ scallywags hath set sail!”
2025-01-21
Arrr, matey! Tom Homan, the White House sea dog, be shoutin' that Trump’s grand deportation voyage has set sail! Now, ICE be huntin' down scallywags in churches and schools—no safe havens fer them! The order be flipped like a coin, castin' aside Biden's gentler ways. Avast, the hunt be on!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of American politics! Tom Homan, the White House's border czar, be proclaiming that the grand mass deportation, set forth by the cap’n Donald Trump, hath set sail! Aye, the sea dogs of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement, also known as ICE, be now free to haul in wayward souls from the safe harbors of churches and schools!In a twist fit for a swashbucklin' tale, ol' Fox News be shoutin’ from the crow’s nest that the Department of Homeland Security, under Trump's command, hath cast aside a policy from Biden's realm that protected those 'sensitive' havens. So, no longer can the poor lost souls seek refuge among the holy and the learned, for the ICE crew be lurkin’ about, ready to pounce!
It seems the seas be choppy, and the winds of change be blowin’ fierce in this land of opportunity! With the rescindin’ of that policy, it’s clear that the treasure of safety be harder to come by for some. So hoist the sails and prepare for a bumpy voyage ahead, me hearties! Arrr!