Arrr! The scallywags o’ 'The View' be mockin’ Snoop Dogg and Nelly fer dancin’ at Trump’s grand shindig!
2025-01-22
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags o’ "The View" be squabblin’ fierce over whether we should cast a critical eye on fine sea shanty singers like Snoop Dogg for dancin’ at Trump’s grand ship launch! A ruckus fit for a tavern brawl, I say! Avast, what be the world comin’ to?
Avast ye! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn 'bout the raucous ruckus on "The View," where two landlubbers, Ana Navarro and Sunny Hostin, raised a ruckus 'gainst the likes of Snoop Dogg and Nelly! These scallywags dared to perform at Trump’s grand inauguration festivities, much to our fair hosts’ chagrin.Just before the grand ceremony, a gala known as the Crypto Ball was held, with Snoop Dogg sashayin’ about like a sea captain who'd found a treasure map! But hark! Navarro pointed out how Snoop, mere days before, had threatened to roast any black buccaneer who dared perform for Trump. A true tale of turncoat, she claimed! “Ye’ve changed, matey!” she shouted, wagging an accusatory finger!
Hostin chimed in with the wisdom of a sage, echoing sentiments from a Clinton aide, suggesting that these artists be dishonorin’ their kinfolk by performin’ for a captain who had set his sights on Black folk through stormy waters. Meanwhile, co-host Alyssa Farah Griffin took up the artist’s defense, sayin’ it be but tradition to perform at such spectacles, likin’ it to a grand ball on the high seas! A debate worthy of a pirate crew, indeed! Arrr!