Arrr, Mike Tyson 'n Weldon Angelos be wishin’ Trump’ll battle them scurvy weed laws, while Biden be snoozin’!
2025-01-22
Arrr, matey! Though Biden swore on his mother’s treasure, he did naught for the green herb! Now with Trump at the helm, he can wipe the slate clean, free the lads in chains, and let the buccaneers of business bank their booty! A right merry jest, I say!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round as we spin a yarn o' the high seas o' cannabis reform! It be a grand day indeed, fer we be hearin' tell of the great Captain Trump throwin' his weight behind the green treasure. Yarr, he be talkin' 'bout reschedulin' cannabis, givin' banks the boot to help those fine cannabis businesses, and settin' free the poor souls still locked up in Davy Jones' locker fer puffin' the herb! Fret not, fer ol' Biden promised the moon and stars but delivered naught but a handful of pardons that changed little on the high seas o' mass incarceration. Arrr, it seems he be a tad lost at sea when it comes to the true bounty of cannabis reform! While the Democrats had their chance to steer the ship towards fairness, they be sailin' in circles. In contrast, Trump be a man of action, having pardoned one of our own, Weldon Angelos, after long years of hard labor for a mere weed! So let us raise our tankards to the bold vision o' our captain! It be time to reschedule the herb, grant clemency to the wronged, and let the cannabis industry flourish like a fine rum distillery! Fair winds and followin' seas for those who believe in the power o' the green gold! Yarr, the time be now, and we be ready to set sail on this grand adventure!